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The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual - Kotaku

Speaks for itself. A scanned manual for the Nintendo Wii. It's in Japanese. You get the picture.

The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual - Kotaku


And here's a parody.

What Every Man Wants!

Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift

I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
(Repeat)

(Japanese verse)
Rasha ii, omachito sama
kenso mamiro konoma chinoenso dama
tamama ichii do itsu eoi de
sikayju miryu suruhudoni ko kana
Japan, Ichiban
Jump around sawchirono deban
Teriyaki Boyz in the place to be
he said intyaro kai in VIP

Many many diamonds danglin
Bag full of money we stranglin
Hate me, fry me, bake me, try me
All the above cuz you can't get in
I don't want no puro buremu
Because muy professional
Make you, shake you, ketsu (Thank you!)
Haters take it personal

(Japanese verse)
like kakanada tai tets o now
drop it on lets go now
na nachima mai nimits o
lets not chiki chima over
wets go nets go
tsuhilohilo over every color
esgo esgol
ju waktu chunai niikro
new waksu itsukunai pingpoi

(Chorus)
I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)

(Japanese verse)
HI. Wakashteruya
Boyz. ateyuma kitobas
noise. manshij kitemas indaghe
tow banow gazmo windemas
beyshiku wasupplies
de. majmanchika abunai
te. ninjehu kenjahu
dakido geisha
all on the rocks say
karanosha

Should see me in the parking lot
7-11 is the spot
Fights with wings and shiny things
And lions, tigers, bears, Oh my ride
We're furious and fast
Super sonic like JJ Phat
An' we rock cuz the wheels are fly
Can't be doubt with a baseball bat

(Japanese verse)
like kakaru a
kiyo koto sa
matata in dey soki sayk yo
ingosipta sh*to fokusai
tekimatzailo kwanzai
fola kwanza
fara daka bumotosto
dojidas score four points
from far east coast to
dosi sai
watashi no kansito

(Chorus)
I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)

(Japanese verse)
ya, ichipa mayni chito kitong kitas
hito aylam tobi tobida
mueruyo sh*to bochi bochi na
kuma nigi dasusu kochi kochi eh
hito a puro do resow
machu subetenu rekong
mechakari mundantesha
fu guchaw chan
fast an furious

It's gotta be the shoes
Gotta be the furs
That's why ladies choose me
All up in the news
Cuz we so cute
That's why we so huge
Harajuku girls know how i feel
They respect i keeps it real
Not a Chinaman cuz I ain't from China man
I am Japan man

(Girls Talking) You see him come and go out of the black Benz SLR.
I wonder where he get that kind of money?
Don't worry about it.
Lets Go

(Chorus)
I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)

My Brazilian Name

A little known sub that was not used by coach Carlos Alberto Parreira. Brazil would probably won the World Cup again if he play.

Album terbaru Siti dan Datuk K

Lagu2 gerenti hits…

Side A
1)Biarlah Berusia
2)Cintaku memang diatas kertas (RM)
3)Siti situ Datuk K sini
4)Siti tak kesah
5)Ku milikmu Datuk K
6)Kuda tua ku lari gagah
berani
7)Misaimu milikku
8)Kau misaiku

Side B
9)Biar Pecah Rahsia
10)Wajah KeKhalid
11)Hati Khalid
12)Bukan cinta
Fazley
13)Bisikan abg asmara (Lagu ini kena reject)
14)Satu cinta dua usia
15)Demi Kasih sayang (kat anak² mu)

Manakala Lagu yang dijangka akan hits
adalah..
Ayahku Kawin lagi; Dari Anak anak K

Kilp Video Adam bersama dua ahli Stargazers

Transformers Teaser

My must see movie of 2007.

A note to wife: World Cup 2006 Germany

Dear Wife,

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV in the afternoon, unless they replay a good game that I missed.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
Your Loving Hus,

Teman tapi Mesra versi Sarawak

KAWAN TAPI MESRA..

Kamek ada kawan,
kawan sepermainan,
disene ada nya disialah ada kamek,
nya kacak alu..
bait ati lagik ya,,
nya salu ada masa maok tolong kamek...

tapi kamek angol,
masanya madah suka kamek,
ngan nya juak madah..
nya maok jadi gerek kamek..

cukuplah kawan ajak ngan kamek..
ibohlah kitak mintak lebih...
kamek sikkan suka ngan kitak..
kita berkawan ajak..
kawan tapi mesra...

kamek memang suka ngan kitak..
tapi kamek dah ada gerek...
bagus agik kita berkawan..
kita berkawan ajak..
kawan tapi mesra....

Teman Tapi Mesra versi Iban

KABAN TAPI MESRA..

Aku bisi kaban,
kaban sekungsi,
dini ia diatu diak meh aku,
gamal ia sigat amat..
manah gak perangai ia,
ia slalu bisi masa nolong aku...

tapi aku bingung,
masa ia madah rinduk ngau aku,
ia gak madah..
ia kak jadi pangan aku..

cukuplah bekaban ajak ngau aku..
anang nuan mintak lebih...
aku enda rinduk ngau nuan lebih..
kita berkaban ajak..
kaban tapi mesra...

aku endang amat rinduk ke nuan..
tapi aku udah bisi pangan...
bagus agik kita berkaban..
kita berkaban ajak..
kaban tapi mesra....

Petua Cover Malu

1. kalo tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda baring dan
trus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn
bila takde org nampak..
2. kalo terjatuh beskal: cepat2 naik beskal anda semula dan jatuhla
lagi sehingga berkali-kali supaya org ingat anda saje2 buat lawak...

3. kalo terjatuh tangga: trus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau
sedang berlawan dgn makhluk halus...

4. kalo terjatuh dlm longkang: pungutlah sampah yg ada sambil marah2
dgn suara yg kuat, pasti org menyangka anda seorg yg amat prihatin terhadap
kebersihan....

5. kalo jatuh ketika nk naik bas: jeritlah kuat2.."oi! apa tolak2 ni?"
walaupun tiada org di blakang anda....

6. kalo terjatuh di dpn bus stop: terus buat2 pengsan sehingga ada org
membantu anda..kalo takde..baring trus sampai mlm dan takde org lagi kt
bus stop tu...haa...ni lah masa sesuai utk bangun semula....

7. kalo jatuh tergelincir kt lantai licin: tarik la kawan (atau sesiapa
yg ada kt sebelah anda) utk jatuh bersama-sama supaya tak lah anda sorang je
yg dpt malu...ye tak?....

***Balasan Puisi sang istri***

Suamiku, andai kau memang mentari, sang surya yang memberi cahaya,

aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yang telah

TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahaya mu dan akupun
juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran mu...

AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII.. Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja,

jan gan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!!

Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi.

Lihat lah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,

di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti...

Cuba lihat siapa dirimu... MATAHARI atau lilin ?

please lah...!!!

Puisi Suami yg minta izin Poligami

Istriku, jika engkau bumi, akulah matahari.

Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku.

Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang.
Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku. Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi,&n bsp;
malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku.

Lalu.. Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain, menyampaikan faedah adanya aku,

kerana sudah takdir Illa hi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet lain...

Mazda3 MPS

Mazda3 MPS and Mazda Kabura to be exhibited at Geneva Motor Show. I have the earlier version of the 3 and now I think like this one better.

Mazda Motor Corporation will showcase the world premiere of the new high-performance Mazda3 MPS, as well as present the European debut of the Kabura concept vehicle, at the 76th annual Geneva International Motor Show to be held from Tuesday, 28 February through Sunday, 12 March 2006. Click here for more info.

Digg-Sexual Chemistry Only Lasts Two Years

Study shows the bodily chemistry which makes people sexually attractive to new partners lasts, at most, two years. Then its time for a new chemistry set.

read more | digg story

Kenapa Lelaki kahwin Lambat!

This article is based on Malaysia. But Can be applied to anywhere else. Must Read.

Malaysians are getting married at older age. Why?
Let me give an example.
It is a little bit long example. If you want
to skip it, there is a
summary at the end.

Say you are a fresh graduate at that age of 23, a
male, starting a carrier
as an executive officer working somewhere in KL with
a salary, say RM2000
per month and without any saving in the bank.
Monthly, extracting your
expenditures on foods, transportation (public or
motorcycle), electricity,
water, phone, house rent and other expenses, say you
can save about RM800
the most. Then, because you are a good son, you
send some money to your
parents or relatives about RM300 per month. This will
give you a balance of
RM500 of saving. For the first year, maybe you are
very discipline with
your budget, so you save about RM5000.

The next year at the age of 24, you meet a girl of
your dream. Both of you
plan to get married after one year or two. Ok,
that's fine, it gives you
time to save some more money and some more time
to prepare the basic
necessities for a 'happy' family? a car and a roof to
live under. That year
because you are a hard worker, you get a raise of 10%.
Since you are also a
gentleman, you make sure some money is put aside
to spend on dates and
gifts for your girl, so 10% goes for her. Like the
previous year, after
much sweat and meggie-eating months, you save another
RM5000. Your company
is doing ok. You are paid 2 months bonus. So,
another RM4000 is added to
your saving. So, your total saving now is
RM14,000. You decide to spend
about RM8000 on a brand-new RM40,000 car
down payment. So, you net saving
that year is RM6000.

The next year at the age of 25, you are doing fine
at work. But because
now you have to pay for car every month, your total
monthly saving is cut
down to about RM400. You save roughly about RM5000
that year. No bonus that
year because your company is doing poor. So, your
total saving in the bank
is RM11,000. Then, you decide to get engaged with
your girlfriend. She
said OK. So, need to buy an engagement ring. RM1500
is spent on ring plus
'hantaran pertunangan'. So, your net saving that year
is RM9,500.

The next year at the age of 26, you get promoted. Your
salary now is 1.5 of
your starting salary at the company. Good news! You
think. "Ok, this year
I will get married". You also are 'gersang' already.


So, you ask your fiancée "how much is the dowry
(hantaran)? "
She say, "berapa-berapa yang u sanggup".
You ask,"RM5000 ok?".
She replies, "I okay je. Tapi my mom tu. Dia kata
grad oversea macam I ni
mane boleh letak rendah-rendah. Paling kurang RM10,000
tau!".

Your eyes 'terjegil', your tounge 'meleleh' and
you faint on the spot.
"Where else in the world can I get extra money?", you
say to yourself. But,
because you are very determined to get married with
your dream girl and in
the name of love, you work really really hard
that year until you are
awarded "The Best Employee of The Year". You get 3
months of bonus. You
also do some side business to supply ayam pencen.
So, roughly your net
saving at the end of that year is RM20,000.

Ok, now you are 27 years old with enough saving in
the bank to pay for the
dowry. But then, come your mom saying,"Anak mak nak
kawin ni mesti la buat
grand grand. Kita sewa khemah besar-besar, jemput
penyanyi ke artis ke
sorang dua datang buat persembahan. Lauk pauk kita
cater aje la ya? RM10 je
sekepala. Baju kawin ko, kita sewa yg cantik-cantik
dan mahal-mahal sket.
Kita jemput dalam 1000 orang datang ok?"

You did a quick in-the-head-calculation,
"1000xRM10=RM10,000, penyanyi
lagi, khemah lagi, buta-buta je RM15,000!!! Tu
tak masuk cincin kahwin
lagi!!"
You say,"Mak, nak buat apa membazir-bazir duit ni?"
Your mom replies,"Apa pulak membazirnya? Kau kawin
sekali je seumur hidup.
Biarlah buat betul-betul."
You insist,"Tapi mak?"
Your mom says, "Dahlah, kau jangan nak buat malu mak.
Cik Tipah jiran kita
tu buat kenduri kat hotel siap dato, datin, tan sri
puan sri lagi datang.
Mana la mak nak letak muka kalau buat kenduri kecik
kecik?".

Anyway, you finally get married. But, a beautiful
happy life after marriage
that you dream of with your wife does not last long.
You have debts around
your waist, interest gets higher every month,
cannot afford to pay them,
you wife gets tired of you asking money from her, she
accuses you of being
irresponsible husband for not being a good provider,
blah blah blah? At the
end, you two go into separate ways? You get divorced.

Problem breeds problem? Sometimes we wonder why
marriage institution is
failing in our country. The above example may
not represent the whole
phenomena in our culture, but perhaps it gives
us some ideas of the
problems young couple these days are facing in
getting married from my
perspective.

The Root Cause of The Problem...

There is something wrong in our culture. I really
think there are some
practices in our culture in Malaysia (Malay culture
specifically) that do
not make sense and especially they are contrary to
the teaching of Islam.
These practices are well-rooted in our culture that
unfortunately because
of them, many people are 'afraid' to get married, or
simply feel like they
cannot afford when they are actually can afford.
These are some of my
observation and summary analysis:

(1) Marriage should be done in the most modest way but
in Malaysia, it is
ought to be done in the most lavish way. Competition
on whose wedding is
the most grandeur is almost unavoidable. Fame is
usually the reason why
people spend unreasonable and wasteful amount of money
for a wedding.

(2) The "price" of a woman is measured according to
her perhaps educational
background, physical attributes and family social
status not according to
her knowledge and understanding of Deen and
piety as suggested by the
religion. The saddest thing is that "price" is
put on women, who are
supposed to be, if God-loving, kind-hearted and
pious ones, "priceless"!
'Dowry' system is adopted by the Malays from perhaps
the Indians who came
to Malaysia long time ago. When the 'dowry' is put
too high and men can't
afford to pay, marriage is usually delayed or
cancelled. An effort to build
another small brick unit of this Deen is delayed or
perhaps destroyed only
for this reason.

(3) Marriage should be a quick and easy process for
the couple not hard,
which eventually becomes a burden. These days,
we make marriage so
complicated that people are afraid of getting
married. When I was in the
US, I saw Muslim brothers and sisters getting
married at the mosque, with
just some sweets as the main course for the
guests. The guests who were
invited to witness the ceremony were usually whoever
prayed jemaah at the
mosque or some close relatives and friends. There
is no point of being
extravagance. We should focus on the life after
wedding not the wedding
itself.

Wedding is only a door to the marriage house.
Why should we spent a
lot of money to decorate the door so
beautifully, when the inside of
the house is then left empty, dark and
unattractive?

...and the pressure is on men...

Lengkali kalau mak asyik tanyer kaum lelaki " Bilerla kau nak kawin
atau kau tanak kawin ker..?" patutker kiter ( kaum laki ) kasi artikel
nih?? Hahahahahahahahaha............. ^_^

Happy New Year 2006

... and goodbye 2005.