A weekend of delayed live commentary part two

Part two.
21:53 – For my part two of delayed live commentary, Manchester United will play at home against Bolton Wanderers. United looking for another home win while Bolton tries to break that record. Bolton hasn’t won in their last 5 fixtures and are currently in 16th. United was just above at 15th.
21:58 – It seems neither ESPN nor StarSports will air the Qualifying Rounds for Singaporean Grand Prix. I’ll just post some commentary from various sports sites once in a while.
22:01 – United kick-off with Ronaldo making full time appearance since his surgical recovery. Referee: Rob Styles.
22:07 – [SGP] First Qualifying Rounds has just started.
22:08 – Bolton looked threatening in the opening minutes. United looked a bit slower in their approach.
22:09 – Ronaldo just got a piece of the action with a shot deflected wide. Corner.
22:12 – United looking more sharp as Gary Neville tried to shoot with his left leg from range but the shot was deflected.
22:13 – Ronaldo came close. He shoot from distance but deflected and the ball went straight into the keeper’s hands.
22:14 – A dream start for United. Berbatov headed a Fletcher cross but the ball went straight into the keeper.
22:16 – Tevez shoots! Jaaskelainen saves and Ji-Sung shoots wide on the follow up. So close United.
22:19 – Berbatov falls in the box but play on says the referee.
22:20 –Van der Sar jumps high to save from a Bolton corner.
22:21 – United were firing on all cylinders. How much more can Bolton handle the pressure?
22:25 – [SGP] Get this. Sebastian Vettel was third fastest in the first round qualifying.
22:26 – United free kick. Ronaldo to take it. He steps up. He shoots. Jaaskelainen punches the ball into a corner. Great free kick by Ronaldo.
22:28 –Gavin McCann was shown a yellow card on a foul on Ji-Sung. Park was in top at the moment.
22:33 – Ronaldo again with a free kick on target. Jaaskelainen safely clutches the ball into his chest.
22:36 – [SGP] Fernando Alonso can’t believe it. His car stopped for no apparent reason. He could’ve got pole position. Now he’s out of qualifying.
22:39 – Simon Davies given a yellow car for a wild challenge on Vidic.
22:42 – Brilliant play from Bolton. Muamba nearly put Bolton ahead. He shoots wide in front of goal. Bolton’s best chance so far.
22:44 – Bolton finally get their rhythm back. United were left defenseless in their counter-attack.
22:48 – Half-Time at Old Trafford. The score stays 0-0.
22:49 – Second qualifying round update. Hamilton nearly out at 10 place. Massa leads the pack. Third round starts in a moment. Hamilton survives by 0.07 seconds!! He goes onto the pole position shoot-out as Massa and Kovalainen are fastest from Raikkonen and Vettel, followed by Rosberg, Glock, Kubica and Heidfeld, then Nakajima and Hamilton.... The five who go out are 11. Trulli, 12. Button, 13. Webber, 14. Coulthard, 15. Alonso.
23:05 – Second-half kick-off is underway.
23:06 – Gardner came close with a header wide.
23:08 – United were almost upfront. Ronaldo’s shot hits the post and Jaaskelainen safely collects it.
23:11 – Bolton win a free kick from Berbatov’s foul. The ball deflected by Tevez for a corner. Bolton with a corner…cleared.
DAMN YOU COMPUTER! CRACHING ON ME IS NOT A VERY NICE THING TO DO!
23:29 – To recap, United got a penalty. Ronaldo fall in the penalty area. Gary Megson was furious. He feels it shouldn’t be a penalty. And the replay show he’s right. Poor decision by the referee. Ronaldo shoots. Keeper sent the wrong way. GOAL! United 1 – Bolton 0
23:33 – Double substitution for United. Rooney and Scholes in. for Tevez and Anderson out.
23:37 – GOAL!!! Ronaldo run with ball on the left. Back heels it to Rooney. Rooney shoots. Rooney scores. United 2 – Bolton 0. Less than 15 minutes to go.

YOU CRASHED ON ME THE SECOND TIME??? KU BUANG KO KARANG! MENTAL EH CEMANI ANI.

Anyway, thank you for reading. Good night.

A weekend of delayed live commentary

Welcome to Multheme’s delayed live commentary of the Singaporean Grand Prix ( Practice Session 3) and the English Premier League.
18:43 – It’s Saturday evening and what a perfect night for a night race in the Marina Bay. About 15 minutes left till the Practice Session 3.
18:52 – Yesterday, Fernando Alonso got the fastest lap in second practice session with 2 minutes to go ahead of Lewis Hamilton by 9 hundredth if a second.
19:01 – Weather Update: Clear night sky. Hope it stays that way till the end.
19:35 – Qualifying Round starts at 20:00hrs.
19:39 – In another sport, Everton hosts neighbor Liverpool in another thrilling rival match. This could be interesting. The Friendly Rivalry between Liverpool and Everton go way back.
19:47 – Kick-off. Everton vs Liverpool. Liverpool looked threatening early on.
19:50 – Liverpool attack on the left wing. The ball has gone out. Goal kick.
19:53 – Robbie Keane try to shoot from distance. Blocked by a blue shirt.
19:55 – Yellow card for Fellaini for a tackle on Arbeola.
20:05 – Fernando Alonso still fastest in third practice session. Qualifying starts at 20:00 later.
20:09 – Score update: Everton 0 – 0 Liverpool.
20:11 – Off to play fireworks. Be back later.
20:28 – Sometime later. Still a nil-nil between Everton and Liverpool. 3 minutes plus added time to go.
20:33 – A cautious approach from each side. Score at half time. 0–0.
20:48 – Second half kick-off.
20:51 – Yakubu seems to fall easily in the box after a great run by Everton. Yellow card for cheating says the ref.
20:52 – Yellow card for Torres for fouling Lescott. He seems to be a bit frustrated about something.
20:55 – Steven Gerrard came close with a long range effort at the edge of the box. Tim Howard hesitated and eventually the ball just got a foot wide.
21:01 – GOAL! Kyut scored from close range from a cross on the left side from Robbie Keane. 0-1
21:04 – Liverpool finally finds their tempo after that first goal. Everton are putting men behind the ball.
21:05 – GOAL! Torres scores. That’s another 10 fantasy points in the bag for me. 0-2.
21:07 – Yellow card for Phillip Neville for a foul on
21:08 – GOA…….Nope. the ball was already out. Corner kick to Liverpool After Howard palmed the ball out.
21:10 – Another goal disallowed from the corner for a foul on an Everton player.
21:11 – Two goals in the space of 3 minutes. I wonder how Everton can recover from this.
21:12 – Fact: Goodison Park and Anfield were so close. You can walk to and fro in just 10 minutes.
21:19 – Yellow card for Arbeola for kicking Cahill’s boot.
21:23 – The cards just kept coming. Cahill sent-off by Mike Riley for a nasty challenge to Alonso (Xavi).It’s Liverpool against a weak 10 men Everton side with less than 10 minutes to go.
21:27 – Gerrard again with the long shots but Howard was better to it. Corner kick for Liverpool.
21:29 – Lescott fouls Kuyt at the edge of the area. Free kick. It’s Gerrad territory. Gerrard steps up, tries to round the wall but the ball was way off the mark.
21:32 – Saha went close with a shot. Reina was beaten but the post weren’t.
21:36 – FULL TIME: EVERTON 0 -2 LIVERPOOL
21:46 – Thank you for reading my first take on live commentary. Stay tuned for part two after this.

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My Destiny

So I took one of those tests recommended by cloudy a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away which tells you "Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?"
So I took the test, answered some silly question and this is what I got.



I know I know. How can this be? I like FF8 as it is the first RPG I've ever played on the Playstation. But Rinoa? She's supposed to be my Squall's girlfriend. I don't even have a hint of spirited and warm personality.
So I take the test again and this time...



That's more like it. The test accurately tells me that I am cold and anti-social. Yeah right!
You can take the test by clicking the link below.


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?



Final Fantasy VII