Tuesday, July 31, 2007
What's Your Patronus?
The WOLF, the wolf a noble creature that finds comfort in packs as well as by its self. Its bravery, cunning, and stealth are unmatched. This patronus can take out dementors one by one with its Razor sharp claws and strong jaw. It is a most noble and formidable patronus.
Want to know your patronus? Take the test at this website. Click Here.
100th post!
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Windows Vista: the "Oww!!" Starts Now [Microsoft Ad Parody]
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Friday, July 27, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
than The Order of The Phoenix at 766 pages. Being a slow reader, I think I'll complete reading this in no less than 30 days.
Spoiler Warning! Do not continue reading down this post. You have been warned!
Harry, Ron and Hermione walk and talk about stuff on page 302.
Dumbledore tried to contact Harry through his dreams on page 503
Fred and George says 'Hi' to Ron on page 271
Harry ask Professor Snape for advice on page 59
Harry says 'Hi' to Cho Chang on page 491
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Using Google Analytics
Google Analytics shows you how people found your site, how they explored it, and how you can enhance their visitor experience. More detailed explanation can be found here.
Google Analytics Installation Guide:
Detailed installation can be found here, but I've compiled a easy summary for you to do -With PICTURES!
Step 6: Select and copy all the code in the box below. This wil be used to be entered into your Blogger Layout(or Template)
Monday, July 16, 2007
Fishing Time
Thursday, July 05, 2007
The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies
get the position .
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed
so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again.'
( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You
are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.
10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
11: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE: